'You've sunk my battleship!' Okay, YOU try coming up with a caption for this 'un!

The Dalek(s) are BACK!!

'EXT-ERM-IN-ATEEEEE!!!'

Go on, laugh...

Not laughing now, are you?

Just Oxycute 'em, love

'What up and ting?'

What's Going On? And if you don't get this caption, you ought to be ashamed. Go to your local library and take out their Marvin Gaye selection NOW

'Look, I told you - I haven't got time for a game of Connect Four'

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww...

The original planned caption for this was 'Well, Billie's had worse up her' but I decided it was way too crude, crass, tacky and potentially libellous...

Whoever said the Daleks had no balls?

Dalek porn was never a big seller. That's why he went onto the Internet in this episode - trying to break a new market...

It's the Matrix! 'I - CAN - DO - KUNG - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!' Still got more expression in his voice than Keanu...

If you haven't seen the episode itself, this just looks like I've done a fuzzy capture. If you HAVE... wow!

'EL-EV-ATEEEEEEE!'

'ARE - YOU - HAV - ING - A - BAD - SKIN - DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?'

'WHO - THINKS - THEY'RE - HARD - ENOUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH?'

This reminds me of one of those 'Hot Gossip' dance routines you used to get on Kenny Everett...

Morose Doctor...

He spits in this bit

Some unkind observers have already compared this to Thom Yorke, lead singer of Radiohead - nice one!

'Come 'ead, I'll 'ave yer!' Though why he should be talking in a Liverpool accent is anyone's guess. I was going to say he's overcompensating, but someone told me that according to The Second Coming outtakes, he isn't.

It's a Disco Inferno!