Rose wakes up. Now you see, I should put some bitchy comment about her looking rough in the morning - I even caught her mid-blink just to make her look even more of a munter. But I'd still really, really love to.

Trine-E and Zu-Zana. I read in the free paper Metro today that RTD is 'God-like'. Is it just me?!!?

Captain Jack in the buff. I'm satisfying demographics here. Almost like RTD does...

See, in 20,000 years time The Weakest Link will look exactly the same... only with a killer robot as the host. Man, that's GENIUS, Russell, it's GENIUS! Where'd you get these ideas, out of a Cornflakes packet?

Anne Droid. Jesus, let me get my ribs sewn back up...

He got that gun from out of his arse. The same place Davies got the script.

Now that's a beautiful shot, innit?

Earth, rotten under the rule of reality TV. Man, that's a new kind of satire... Shatire.

Rose is the Weakest Link...

The Doctor's grief, well played...

The Doctor's mug shot

A nice homage to the original Dalek story... they even use the same spaceship sound effect. Fanboy Heaven!

SF geeks might think that she's vaguely reminiscent of that bint out of the Blake's 7 episode 'Shadow'

The Dalek ships revealed...

'Cooo-eeeeeeee!'

I like that shot.

The Defragmatiser

If that was Russell T Davies the papers would be saying he's fully clothed

The Doctor threatens to break out after being spied upon... didn't they do this sort of thing years ago in The Prisoner, The Macra Terror, The Year of the Space Olympics, The...

ZAP!

Reminds me a bit of Madame Web from the Spider-Man comics... remember her?

Flashback time!

Bad Wolf, see?

... and gets obliterated!

Yeah, it rips off 2001, but what doesn't, and it looks great

A nice iconic shot, only on screen for a couple of seconds

Aerial view. Ahearne's a nice director, innee?

Reminds me of that advert for Lemsip in a funny sort of way...

The Daleks have a chat...

Loads of 'em!

The Doctor's bored being in Big Brother. I must admit, I'm not getting into this year either. I like to see 'em row, but they never do anything BUT row this time